December 2009
181 posts
hahaha
Dad: So does anyone have any suggestions for how to keep the Sabbath day holy?
Dani (3 years old): Well.. Nikki needs to stop taking money from the offering plate.
*turns and glares at Nikki*
Dad (playing along): Nikki... you need to stop stealing. Dani can see you.
Dani (still glaring): Yeah...
No sir, If we were trying, we wouldn't have...
(via alittletoohopeful)
sweet dreams are made of these. who am I to...
you look at me, I fake a smile so you can't see
you are the only one who’s got enough of me to break my heart
Yo, yo, yo. My best friend just saved my little...
(via alittletoohopeful)
And I can live without you, but without you I'll...
alittletoohopeful:
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my little brother said I am marrying a guy named...
Clara and her mom. Clara is two and loves fast...
Mrs Koones: No honey you can't have any fast food right now
Clara: Whyyy
Mrs Koones: Because if you eat a lot of fast food and sugar you will grow up to be fat with pimples
Clara: But I WANT to be all fat with pimples!
my tumblarity is over 200 for like the first time...
... thanks bro
Jared: She looks like you
Me: Who? That alien?
Jared: Yeah... It's her eyes...
Me: ... Jared, her eyes are big and yellow!
